cutely-perverted:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

  • what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
  • what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
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    embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

    image

    nakedly:

    you are not fat
    you have fat 
    you also have fingernails 
    you are not fingernail